Cisco Clemente

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 Cisco has been referred to as brilliant, profound and a must see performer that can go from 0 to funny in a matter of nanoseconds. His electrifying show is full of non-stop laughs with material about true life events which he portrays with his natural talent and maximum funny. Cisco has been praised for his ability to deliver clean, thought-provoking humor, enabling him to perform in front of a broad spectrum of audiences and in several countries around the world. The one common opinion shared by all audiences is that “He is really funny!”

 

Cisco, of Mexican heritage, takes great pride in being a “Latino Comedian”, but would rather be called “best comedian” or “funniest comedian” first. “I work hard and it doesn’t do me justice to be labeled as simply just a Latino comic. I can make anyone laugh without a doubt.”

Cisco recently wrote, produced and starred in his own sketch comedy show called “CISCOLUTION!” The show is set to release in the summer (2011) on the Hollywood Outlaw Network (Powered by Google).

Cisco is most proud of becoming a paid regular at 3 of the major comedy clubs in the country (Comedy Store, Improv & Laugh Factory), and having his name put on the “Wall of Fame” at the Comedy Store, amongst comedy legends.

 

 

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Loco Comedy Jam Stand-Up Comedy Featured Performer
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Who Are They Now? Mio TV Production Starring (Multiple Roles)
Ciscolution TV Show (GoogleTV) Starring
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Club Info

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club
1559 Spinnaker Drive, Suite 205
Ventura, CA 93001
Telephone: (805) 644-1500
Click Here for Directions

Email us at: VHComedyClub@gmail.com for reservations 

The Ventura Harbor Comedy Club is Ventura County's premiere comedy destination. Located in the beautiful Ventura Harbor. Owned and Operated by seasoned Comedians Andres Fernandez and Randy Lubas since 2007, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club has put Ventura on the map for stand up. Our club has featured some of the largest names in entertainment while nurturing the growth of local talent. Our venue is perfect for every celebration, especially Birthdays, Corporate Parties, Holiday Celebrations and Bachelor Parties. We expanded our club in 2012 with our Green Room Lounge, which offers one of the best views of the harbor. 
 
Our regular show hours or Tuesday through Friday at 8PM, Saturdays at 7PM & 9PM and Sundays at 7PM. Our age requirement is now 18 and over. Seating is first come first serve, reservations suggest for all events. Special Event prices subject to change. 

Showtimes

Tuesday 8pm

Admissions
$15
Except
Special Events

18 or accompanied by a parent

Wednesday 8pm
Thursday 8pm
Friday 8pm & 10pm
Saturday 7pm & 9pm
Sunday 7pm

 

Menu

Food
Veggie Wrap $9

Chopped veggies, jack cheese, lettuce and tomato with a cilantro dressing wrapped in a spinach tortilla

Chicken Wrap $10

Mesquite chicken, jack cheese and chopped veggies with a pesto aioli wrapped in a spinach tortilla

*NEW* All Star Comedy Subs $10

Your choice of:
Caprese: Tomato, mozarella and pesto on a baguette
Italian: Ham, pepperoni, salami, tomato, lettuce and italian dressing on a baguette

World's best Hot Dog $8

100% All-beef hot dog served with ketchup, mustard and salsa

Chicken Quesadilla $9

3-cheese blend grilled in a flour tortilla with sour cream

Buffalo Wings $8

Spicy wings served with celery and your choice of ranch or bleu cheese dressing

Beef Taquitos $6

6 All beef taquitos topped with melted cheese and served with sour cream and chunky salsa

Nachos Supreme $8

Corn tortilla chips topped with cheese, jalapenos, olives, sour cream, chunky salsa and guacamole

Costline Grilled Chicken Salad $12

Grilled Chicken on a bed of Romaine Lettuce with tomatoes, black olives, jalapenos, tortilla chips, and guacamole

Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail $12

Six Jumbo Shrimp served on a bed of Lettuce with a helping of our home made cocktail sauce

Chesse Plate $12

An assortment of 5 imported cheeses, fresh and dried fruit, nuts and crackers

Sausage and Pepper Sandwich $12

Plump sausage with a mixture of peppers and onions on a special roll

Turkey Melt $10

Turkey covered with melted Swiss cheese, lettuce and tomato

Comedy Workshop

We teach a stand-up comedy workshop. If you have ever wanted to try stand-up comedy, this is the perfect place for you. Classes start October 19th and will continue every Sunday for the following 6 weeks!

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