Valentine's Dinner with John DiResta Show (Special Event)

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Valentine's Dinner with John DiResta Show
Friday, February 14, 2020 7:00 PM
Ventura Harbor Comedy Club, Ventura, CA
  • 21 & over
  • Two item minimum
  • Special Event
 
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  • Ticket Price: $20.00 - $50.00
  • Door Time: 6:00 PM
  • Show Type: Comedy
  • Restrictions: 21 & over
    Two items minimum
    Special Event
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John DiResta is the real deal. He was raised on the rough and tumble streets of Long Island, where all he did was drink beer, listen to heavy metal and make fun of people. If you got mocked by John DiResta then you were in with the in crowd.

After dropping out of two colleges (New Paltz and Nassau Community) John took the New York City Police Exam. On July 15th, 1986 John was sworn into the worst police department in the history of the world, the New York City Transit Police. For the next 12 years John stood in a puddle of hot human piss in the Coney Island Stillwell Station, alone, with no partner, with a radio that might work if he was lucky. The motto of the Transit Police was 'you ride, we hide.' John had nine arrests in twelve years. His gun was so rusted shut that he would have had to throw it at a perp to take him down. The only thing that made John's job interesting was his homeless friends, with no one else to talk to John became buddies with hundreds of bums in the New York City Subway.

In 1992 John started his comedy career in the bowels of the New York comedy circuit. Five years later his one man show, BEAT: A Subway Cop's Comedy, open to raved reviews. The New York Times called him "UPROARIOUS!" John quickly signed a huge development deal with ABC/Disney. John quit the police department and moved his wife and three kids to the west coast.

In the fall of 1998 John's sitcom, 'DiResta', launched on the UPN Network. John then went on to secure very big rolls in the movies Miss Congeniality and 15 Minutes with Robert De Niro. During that period John made two very memorable appearences on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Howard Stern Show. In the spring of 2004 John's show, Trash to Cash, premiered on the FX Network. John then went on to star in How To Loose a Guy in Ten Days and Miss Congeniality Two. In the fall of 2007 John began work on his next two TV adventures: American Body Shop was on Comedy Central for one year and Hammered lasted two seasons on HGTV/DIY Networks.

John currently lives on both coasts, spending his time in both the San Fernando Valley and in New York City. He travels the world as a killer live stand up and can be seen coming to a town near you. When not on the road John can be found in his North Hollywood Hills shop fabricating his unique rustic furniture and artwork.

John DiResta has been around the block, twice. John DiResta is a true comedic mixed martrial artist of the highest order; on TV, on film or live on stage, John gets it done. John DiResta is the funniest human being that ever lived. John DiResta is your mom.

Club Info

Ventura Harbor Comedy Club
1559 Spinnaker Drive, Suite 205
Ventura, CA 93001
Telephone: (
805) 644-1500
Click Here for Directions

Email us at: VHComedyClub@gmail.com for reservations 

The Ventura Harbor Comedy Club is Ventura County's premiere comedy destination. Located in the beautiful Ventura Harbor. Owned and Operated by seasoned Comedian Andres Fernandez since 2007, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club has put Ventura on the map for stand up. This club has featured some of the largest names in entertainment while nurturing the growth of local talent. It is perfect for every celebration, especially Birthdays, Corporate Parties, Holiday Celebrations and Bachelor Parties. We expanded our club in 2012 with our Blue Room Lounge, which offers one of the best views of the harbor and a cozy Chicago Blues night club ambiance.
 
Our regular show hours are Thursday &  Friday at 7PM, Saturdays at 7PM & 9PM and Sundays at 7PM with some special events at 3pm. Our age requirement is now 18 and over. Seating is first come first serve, reservations suggest for all events. Special Event prices subject to change. 

Showtimes

   

Admissions
$15
Except
Special Events
or otherwise noted

18 or accompanied by a parent

   
Thursday 7pm
Friday 7pm & (as needed) 9pm 
Saturday 7pm & 9pm
Sunday 3pm & (as needed) 7pm

 

Menu

Valentine's Day Dinner
Surf & Turf

Dinner & a Rose for the Ladies!
Salmon, Steak Skewers, Rice, Salad, Bread, Sauteed Vegetable Creole $60

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Food
Veggie Wrap $10

Chopped veggies, jack cheese, lettuce and tomato with a cilantro dressing wrapped in a spinach tortilla

Chicken Wrap $12

Mesquite chicken, jack cheese and chopped veggies with a pesto aioli wrapped in a spinach tortilla

*NEW* All Star Comedy Subs $12
Your choice of:

Caprese: Tomato, mozarella and pesto on a baguette
Italian: Ham, pepperoni, salami, tomato, lettuce and italian dressing on a baguette

World's Best Hot Dog $8

100% All-beef hot dog served with ketchup, mustard and salsa

Chicken Quesadilla $10

3-cheese blend grilled in a flour tortilla with sour cream

Beef Taquitos $8

6 All beef taquitos topped with melted cheese and served with sour cream and chunky salsa

Nachos Supreme $10

Corn tortilla chips topped with cheese, jalapenos, olives, sour cream, chunky salsa and guacamole

Coastline Grilled Chicken Salad $13

Grilled Chicken on a bed of Romaine Lettuce with tomatoes, black olives, jalapenos, tortilla chips, and guacamole

Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail $12.5

Six Jumbo Shrimp served on a bed of lettuce with a helping of our home made cocktail sauce

Cheese Plate $14

An assortment of 5 imported cheeses, fresh and dried fruit, nuts and crackers

Desserts $8

New York Cheesecake 

Chocolate Mousse Cake 

Comedy Workshop

We teach a stand-up comedy workshop. If you have ever wanted to try stand-up comedy, this is the perfect place for you. Classes start October 19th and will continue every Sunday for the following 6 weeks!

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